Legislator Sparaco, having suffered a Titanic submergence after hitting an iceberg he claims was placed in the political waters by a blogger who lives in his mom’s attic, is now doing the ‘I’m Sorry’ rounds of his erstwhile political colleagues.
The vaunted self anointed “poster-boy” of the Republican Party sank himself, his friends and his glabrous mentor in a disaster that unfolded all around him on a night when he was defeated in his own election district by even his wife and his imported cousin from Yonkers who rents a room in his basement.
I’m sorry, so sorry that I was such a fool …..
Sparaco claimed that he would never be beaten by a blogger in the attic but after Tuesday night’s election results it appears he is now making political phone-calls admitting not only defeat by his phantom blogger but also by the mysterious boarder in his basement. Sad to say the calls are still being made from the woodshed out back of the Highway Department much to the amusement of his confidential secretarial colleagues in the Town’s Highway Department.
You tell me mistakes are part of being young. But that don’t right the wrong that’s been done ….
He denied he was trying to overthrow Ed Day and his program of fiscal reform, yet after realizing his ‘presidential’ aspirations had been smashed by the votes of the “old people who love him” he called the County Executive to “concede” as the water reached chin-deep. Day apparently listened calmly until the last remaining bubbles were seen to burst on the surface of Sparaco’s political waters and then he calmly rowed away.
I’m sorry, so sorry please accept my apology …..
In his message of farewell from the sandy deep, Sparaco left a death-knelled political confession on his colleagues’ iPhones and this one on Ed Day’s Facebook page which read:
“Congratulations to Mr Day and all the newly elected committeemen. I truly wish you all the best of luck. The people have spoken. It is obviously time for me to get out of the inner workings of the Republican Party. If there’s anything I need to do to help unite the party and bring back unity I a (sic) more than willing to cooperate.”
Legislator Sparaco may have damned himself through foul language on his own surreptitiously recorded tapes but his “legal-racket” Independence Party front-man now puffs his already multi-puffed chest talking about “class” while posting a picture of himself raising a defiant yet totally defeated middle finger on his own Facebook page.
Not to be outdone by Sparaco’s last testament, this childhood friend of Sparaco and now his chief political mourner, John Perrotta III, predicted a political resurrection while saying that his ‘legal-racket’ Independence Party, described as “corrupt” by senior State Democrats, will never endorse a candidate who is supported by the ‘classless’.
Perrotta’s dirge on Day’s Facebook page addressed to those not garbed in similar ‘political black’ stated:
“I’ve never seen more ignorant posts….I’ll let everyone know right now Mr Sparaco has the Independence party’s full support for whatever race he wishes to run in….Our party would never endorse a candidate that is supported by classless individuals, specifically like the contributors to this post.. I cant wait for “Clarkstown what they dont want you to know” to twist everything I said in this post and put up another picture of me. To the editor of that page who seems to love my photos, ill (sic) have some more for you shortly”.
To John Perrotta ‘The Third’: The editor of Clarkstown: What They Don’t Want You To Know thanks you for the offer of more pictures while reminding JP, the finger wagging ‘third’, about Virgil’s comment to Dante how one should feel towards those who have been damned because of their behavior: “Non ragioniam di lor, ma guarda e passa” – Let us think no more about them, but look once and pass on.